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And that contests are a month ...

Yesterday was St. Patrick. So far nothing very particular: I'm far from being Irish.
Yes but here, after a year spent in math u sing Patrick Bruel, a friend and I each have scooped the nickname of "Patrick".

(The dialogues that follow and the language used, although natural, may destabilize in a few. I apologize in advance.)

So yesterday morning 8am my phone rings:

- Patrick 1 (To fully preserve the anonymity of my friend, it will be called Patrick 1) : "Hey Pat it doe? I bother you?"
- Patrick 2 (To fully preserve my anonymity, I will be called Patrick 2) : "Yep that trick you and Pat?"
- 1 Pat: "Pat Ba ouaiii big day today because happy birthday!"
- Pat 2: "Happy Birthday? Tell me it is not St. Patrick's day, good ba happy birthday to you too. Besides passing your courses this aprem? Me Soul of going English keys you're you? "
- Pat1 : "Ahh sorry Pat I language course at the ESTP, and I can not too dry, I spent all my absences: s."
- TAP2 "Rahh dick go Pat English piss me off then. Chu. "

... ... 13.30 4 hours of physics and a blue ribbon later, my telephone rang:

- Pat1 : THE BITE Pat I have not finally over, you always want dry your English classes? "
- TAP2 :" And sometimes twice a PD. You're hot for a binche? "
- Pat1 :" Always I am not a Pat fieet me, where we join? "
- TAP2 :" One need only go to Crystal, you're on 10 there? Segur then descends we agree to direct crystal. Chu. "

... 10 minutes later, before reunion The Crystal Bar ...

- Pat1 : "It is how the pint here?"
- TAP2 : "It must be 4 euros I think"
- Pat1 "Pouahhh rush it, there is no cheaper still?"
- TAP2 : "Humm in the district and already is not cheap, but good weather is nice, the Avenue de Breteuil is right next ... Pack Binche Pat G20: D?"
- Pat1 : "No con will go for a pack of 24?"

And here you pass a aprèm how to enjoy 12 beers each placed on the grass to gaze upon the beauty of Paris as architectural level and physical female.

Beauf? Perverse? Alcoholic? Wanker? Probably, but what is good.

forward to the next St. Patrick.